"Crayola skies for a thousand miles"--Leigh Nash

How to be Smarter: Ask your superior (professor or boss) two questions about a process or concept you don't understand before 4pm today. E-mail is an acceptable way to ask.

How to be Prettier: Look at Cory Kennedy's myspace photos and be inspired. Incorporate her uniqueness into your outfit today by taking a pretty scarf and either tying it around your head or make it into a bow to put on your bag.

How to be (less) Awkward: Smile at two people today: the most annoying person at work/class; and the coolest.