How to be Smarter: Today, for every half hour you spend watching reality TV, reading gossip magazines, looking at Perez Hilton's, etc., spend an equal amount of time doing something (reading a book, looking at a news website, writing) that enriches your mind. Be amazed by the amount of time activies that do not make you smarter take up in your everyday.
How to be Prettier: Silver nail polish is perfect for New Year's Eve.
How to be less Awkward: Your belt must be appopriapely sized, or have an extra loop, so it doesn't stick straight out at the end.
