Thursday, February 5, 2009

"Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers" -- Homer Simpson

How to be Smarter:  Sending an email to a colleague or typing up your resume?  Consider spell check a gift from the gods and take full advantage of it.  Seriously, no one likes a badd speler. 

How to be Prettier:  Make an exfoliating sugar scrub out of sugar, water and lemon juice.  Not only is it environmentally friendly and, well, cheap, by making it yourself you are guaranteeing that there’s no animal testing.  Oh, and it will make your skin glow, too.  Not bad for a day’s work.

How to be (less) Awkward:  This should be a given, but once you finish Girl Scouts, you should never EVER plan to wear the same outfit as anyone else.  Not your twin, not your best friend, and certainly not your boyfriend.  That is just all shade of creepy.