How to be Smarter: Everyone is loving fmylife.com these days; be the first kid on the new bandwagon, textsfromlastnight.com.
How to be Prettier: Hair off your face and out of your eyes for all job interviews; a well-placed bobby pin is your friend here.
How to be (less) Awkward: No crying at work. No exceptions. If you feel the tears coming, take a walk to the Starbucks and chill for ten minutes. Never let one tear fall in your place of employment.
