How to be Smarter: Stop wasting your precious time. If a guy is looking at his phone while he's talking to you, he's not interested. Next.
How to be Prettier: Other people look at the darkest part of your face first; only apply mascara to your top lid if there are circles under your eyes.
How to be (less) Awkward: It's fine to not always get the spicy hot sauce--don't feel bad about mild. Reminder: it's hot sauce--not a personality test.