"This is no democracy. It is a dictatorship. I am the law" -- Coach Boone, Remember the Titans

How to be Smarter: If you get 1 percent better each day then you were the previous day, by the end of the year, you will be three times better than where you started. 

How to be Prettier: Ciao Bella's Sicilian Blood Orange Sherbet  is fat free and low in calories. Bonus: I like it so much, I would marry it.

How to be (less) Awkward: When packing for a summer vacation, you don't need to bring more than five pairs of shoes: one pair sandals, one pair flats, two pairs of heels, and one misc.