“If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date" -- Olin Miller

How to be Smarter: I would advise trying to snatch up your name the hour this goes live.

How to be Prettier: Unless you are very tall, or very thin, capris are very hard to pull off. 

How to be (less) Awkward: At parties, watch the volume of your voice by matching your level with the person's level you are talking to.