"Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen, others make it happen" -- Michael Jordan

How to be Smarter: For most big purchases, see it at the store, try it out, decide on a color---then go home and find it cheaper online and have it delivered. 

How to be Prettier: Listen to "Boys Boys Boys" by Lady GaGa to get pumped before going out. 

How to be (less) Awkward: Boys that are too intense about dumb life things (friendly game of kickball, board games, out-drinking everyone else) will be too intense about dumb relationship things (being facebook friends with an ex, having a girls night without him, not texting back right away).