How to be Smarter: Go vegetarian for a few days. It’s better for your health than all that red meat, it’s cheaper, and who knows, you may even discover some new foods you like.
How to be Prettier: Coordinating colors is hot. Matching…not so much. A word from the wise: when the top and bottom of your outfit are made of the same fabric and it’s not a business suit, you look like an escaped convict or Ted Nugent. Either way, it’s not good.
How to be (less) Awkward: You can assume that someone is checking you out, but NEVER EVER say something about it to a stranger. The only thing worse than being wrong is finding out that said stranger and the hottie “checking you out” are a couple…a couple who now think you are the most conceited person on the planet.