"When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon" -- Author Unknown

How to be Smarter: Please stop bleeding your credit card dry. Switch to tea (with sugar!) instead of coffee and save money at the coffee shop each day.

How to be Prettier: Its Valentines Day tomorrow. Red fingernails! Red toenails! With each painted digit think of one thing you love about your life.

How to be (less) Awkward: There are people in your life who consistently talk you off a ledge. You know who they are, but do they know how valuable they are? In the spirit of Valentines Day, tell them.